After months of hibernation, the Sunssource has decided to reemerge like a Phoenix from the ashes.  Unfortunately, there will be no mythical rising for the Suns in the coming years - it is officially the dark ages.  Both the Lakers and the Celtics are in the finals - they have a virtual dead lock on the league for the next 5 years.  To top it off, the Bulls (who recently acquired Stash) attained the number one pick - adding the center piece for an already talented, young team.  So where does this leave the Suns?  With the badest 37 year old in the league, Terry Fucking Porter, and a cheated Steve Nash.

As fans we must surge forth!  Shouldn’t be too hard, Arizona is the home of the Cardinals.