Sunssource Celebrates World Wide Fame
Here at the Sunssource - we pride ourselves in accurate and ground breaking blogs. It should be to no surprise that our fan base has grown to catastrophic numbers. On March 24th, Sunssource received roughly 4.3 billion internet hits, bringing the entire internet to a stand still for 17 minutes and taking over the number one most visited site from Google. The repercussions of such a monumental surge? Many. According to www.Bloombeg.com, the traffic caused 3.6 billion dollars lost in total. On top of the fiscal meltdown, a good amount of lives were lost, too. In Aneta, North Dakota 153 of the 282 citizens committed suicide. Of the numerous suicide notes found, 67 attributed their deaths to not “being able to keep updated on Sam Cassel’s blitzkrieg.”
What does this mean for you the reader? It means that the Sunssource now fully understand how much we mean to not only you, but the world community. We will strive even harder to blog with passion and tenacity. Making sure our posts are honest, intriguing, and intelligent. Above everything though, we vow to protect you, the reader, from Sam Cassel. We’ve seen what he and his children can do - we’ve seen the gore … the screaming … the soulless stare they give after they’re done feasting.
It is a horror we would only wish on Kobe Bryant.
