Cassel’s Legions Strike Again …

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Easter Sunday turned from being a day of rejoice and celebration - to a day of horror for Dirk Nowitzki. Nowitzki went down late in the third quarter with an apparent season / life ending leg injury. The culprit you ask? No other then Sam Cassel’s own Dumbo-Octopi. The AP reports that team officials found several Dumbo-Octopi stowed away on the Spurs private team jet. Unknowingly, they let the hell-spawn free to devour another NBA veteran in front of a national audience.

Sunssource sends its condolences out to the Nowitzki family, as well as all Mavs fans. Better luck next year guys.

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